DVD Review: Starcrash (1978)
Beautiful Caroline Munro as space-bikini babe, Stella Star! Gold-clad Christopher Plummer using mystical powers to "halt the flow of time"! Kung fu fighting Amazons, acrobatic Troglodytes, and lightsaber battles with stop-motion robots! The Hoff firing frickin' laser beams from his eyes! Is Starcrash the greatest movie ever made? Probably not, but it's awfully good fun. Second best of the late seventies Star Wars rip-offs, behind Kinji Fukasaku's mind-blowing Message from Space (1978).
Italian writer-director and sci-fi buff Luigi Cozzi weaves a wild yarn full of in-jokes and genre references. The magnificent super-spaceship "Murray Leinster" (named after the s-f writer/magazine editor) goes missing and is sought by the Emperor of the Stars (Christopher Plummer) and his cape-swishing arch-enemy, Count Zarth Arn (erstwhile Maniac (1980) Joe Spinell). Fleeing the Galactic Police, interstellar rogue Stella Star and her bubble-permed, mystical sidekick Akton (faith healer-turned-trash film star (yes, really) Marjoe Gortner) stumble on some survivors who babble about "red monsters."


It is appropriate that Brian Yuzna’s barmy, marvellous debut feature took three years after completion to be released in the US, while enjoying critical and popular success in Europe and elsewhere. Into the decade that mythologised hidebound family values, plugged its ears to social injustice and made heroes out of beancounters, the plunging of this splendidly over-the-top nightmarish satire of America’s social elite must have felt like the herald of the Apocalypse. Albeit a deeply silly, psychedelic Apocalypse. With rivers of prosthetic latex instead of blood.


This week 20th Century Fox will be unleashing their all new NTSC Region-1
Warner Home Video is releasing a huge batch of campy cult classics on NTSC Region-1 DVD next week that are sure to entertain B-movie fans. The films are available in four different collections and each collection contains 3 different movies.
My fondness for Jess Franco definitely clouds any objective opinion I can have of his work, but I think
Filmmaker Edward D. Wood Jr. (1924-1978) is a B-movie icon and best-known for the cult classic Plan 9 from Outer Space. During his lifetime he had numerous jobs including cinema usher, U.S. Marine, circus “freak” and pulp novelist. Wood started writing and directing movies in the early 1950s, but he was generally ignored throughout his filmmaking career and sadly died penniless. In the 1980s he gained a reputation as the “worst director of all time” who made movies that personified the phrase "so bad they're good" and after Tim Burton made a film about Wood’s life (Ed Wood, 1994) starring Johnny Depp, his reputation and cult status became legendary.
Hammer revisited the Frankenstein tale on numerous occasions, with The Horror of Frankenstein generally regarded as one of the worst. But wait...it's not all that bad.
"They're eating the guests sir"

British born bodybuilder Reg Park starred in five Hercules movies throughout the sixties. His career as an actor was short-lived and today he's often referred to as the man who inspired and trained Arnold Schwarzenegger, but don't let that scare you!
Easy part done. Now for the tricky stuff. What is a cult? Or rather, what kind of stuff do I want to bang on about? For those of us in the know, who can cradle a copy of Curtains to our bosom, it doesn't seem quite right to champion the little films that made it big. Films like Halloween, The Blair Witch Project. A Nightmare on Elm Street and The Evil Dead. Yet these began life as little-known shockers, built with passion and independent money (Nightmare
got New Line started). Now they're part of the big wide consciousness
and generally considered a successful franchise (okay, except Blair
Witch 2). Still, it seems a shame to let them go. So I won't. At some
point in the future, I'd like to take a look at what got them off the
ground. And at some of the people who are big names now, thanks to
their passion and independent vision (Romero, Carpenter, Argento,
Cronenberg, Craven et al).
If you happen to be in Walthamstow (London E17) from 18th-20th August, you can throw yourself into the
Ever wanted to know more about Mexican wrestling movies but were afraid to ask? Well, you're in luck if you happen to be in the Manchester area, as local arthouse cinema The Cornerhouse is hosting an introductory talk about the movies, followed by some examples of these low budget gems.





